fucking-ruin-her:  Look how happy this slut is. It managed to

fucking-ruin-her: Look how happy this slut is. It managed to

She knew that the Head of Sales was a bragger. She knew he would

She knew that the Head of Sales was a bragger. She knew he would

When Kitten first learnt to deepthroat, pretty sure she was that

When Kitten first learnt to deepthroat, pretty sure she was that

Somehow i managed to do a workaround but it doesn’t look

Somehow i managed to do a workaround but it doesn’t look

This is how she should look like. Obviously not too fat but also

This is how she should look like. Obviously not too fat but also

stretchedloose:  Some heavy duty pisshole fucking here, she’s

stretchedloose: Some heavy duty pisshole fucking here, she’s

Anger Management (2003)

Anger Management (2003)

You know what? I’m gonna fuck you in the ass…And you’re

You know what? I’m gonna fuck you in the ass…And you’re

I was sure that given my experience fucking my college girlfriend

I was sure that given my experience fucking my college girlfriend

roomfullofcock:  yes please  guidedbyme:  clovehardwood:  That’s

roomfullofcock: yes please  guidedbyme: clovehardwood: That’s

managed to demolish this within the opening credits :’)

managed to demolish this within the opening credits :’)

bumfinger:  I actually manage to put a girls head through the

bumfinger: I actually manage to put a girls head through the

You did well in hiding what it was your mom was. You somehow

You did well in hiding what it was your mom was. You somehow

homotoiletsex:  Fucking a skanky bitch and managing his iphone

homotoiletsex: Fucking a skanky bitch and managing his iphone

real talk: fuck animationbut liiiiikkeeeee 10(?) hours and 150

real talk: fuck animationbut liiiiikkeeeee 10(?) hours and 150

beyoncepatronus:who the fuck manages to eat three set separate

beyoncepatronus:who the fuck manages to eat three set separate

Despite the ongoing tornado warnings I have managed to finish

Despite the ongoing tornado warnings I have managed to finish

I’m home alone, about to cry to the song I’m listening

I’m home alone, about to cry to the song I’m listening

ameriqan:  how insecure in your religion do you have to be that

ameriqan: how insecure in your religion do you have to be that

bootyscientist2: I remember a white kid in my class talking about

bootyscientist2: I remember a white kid in my class talking about

beyoncepatronus: who the fuck manages to eat three set separate

beyoncepatronus: who the fuck manages to eat three set separate

 the gaME FUCKING FROZE IN THE MIDDLE AND FUCK I DO NOT WANT

 the gaME FUCKING FROZE IN THE MIDDLE AND FUCK I DO NOT WANT

aobabe:  okay but consider aoba coming home to sly masturbating……….

aobabe: okay but consider aoba coming home to sly masturbating……….

i’m so fucking??? gay?? for my supervisor?????? oh my god

i’m so fucking??? gay?? for my supervisor?????? oh my god

Fuck Yeah U-Kiss.

Fuck Yeah U-Kiss.

alexbelvocal:  ghettablasta:  Kayla Renee Parker shared her

alexbelvocal: ghettablasta: Kayla Renee Parker shared her

When people say “Gay people are only successful in soft

When people say “Gay people are only successful in soft

wearelucius:  Joan Rivers once said if you don’t laugh, life

wearelucius: Joan Rivers once said if you don’t laugh, life

Same opening manager who was here yesterday put me in wondow.

Same opening manager who was here yesterday put me in wondow.

Sometimes I just randomly get really emotional and thankful that

Sometimes I just randomly get really emotional and thankful that

such a long fucking day customers piss me off so fucking much

such a long fucking day customers piss me off so fucking much

Assholes who make comments about my weight can go fuck themselves.

Assholes who make comments about my weight can go fuck themselves.

Manager “Did you get Pedro to load the mulch?” Me

Manager “Did you get Pedro to load the mulch?” Me

My manager told me I need to get laid because I thought my drawing

My manager told me I need to get laid because I thought my drawing

I fucking hate my job lol.

I fucking hate my job lol.

all we ever manage to do right is fuck up the one thing we really

all we ever manage to do right is fuck up the one thing we really