“Oh yes, that’s right, Mrs. Havensend, you love my

“Oh yes, that’s right, Mrs. Havensend, you love my

Well, that backfired.So many of my friends let their dads fuck

Well, that backfired.So many of my friends let their dads fuck

Her father still fucks her mom, as well as his secretary, one

Her father still fucks her mom, as well as his secretary, one

youredaddyslittlesecret:  There we go, all stretched out and

youredaddyslittlesecret: There we go, all stretched out and

jemgirl77:  I skipped my afternoon classes, telling the office

jemgirl77: I skipped my afternoon classes, telling the office

I swear bro, me and your mom didn’t do anything while

I swear bro, me and your mom didn’t do anything while

princestadiaries:  Mom said we could do this everyday if I didn’t

princestadiaries: Mom said we could do this everyday if I didn’t

You: Mom? MOM! What the fuck? What are you doing? Your Mom: *Choking*

You: Mom? MOM! What the fuck? What are you doing? Your Mom: *Choking*

Your best friend is always telling you how hot your mom is and

Your best friend is always telling you how hot your mom is and

What a mom: she is so generous to give herself to my friends,

What a mom: she is so generous to give herself to my friends,

the-fifth-world-1637:  Son, me and my friends were just talking

the-fifth-world-1637: Son, me and my friends were just talking

nobrasallowed1:  titsholescum:  When you came home from college

nobrasallowed1: titsholescum: When you came home from college

All we pursue dreams impossible. For example fucking mom’s

All we pursue dreams impossible. For example fucking mom’s

You drilled a hole going from your walk in closet to your mom’s.

You drilled a hole going from your walk in closet to your mom’s.

Your mom and your best friend both have interest in each other.

Your mom and your best friend both have interest in each other.

The picture your friend keeps in his binder. It’s a picture

The picture your friend keeps in his binder. It’s a picture

Your mom works out at her friend’s home gym. The only problem

Your mom works out at her friend’s home gym. The only problem

You were on vacation with your lifelong friend and his mom. Your

You were on vacation with your lifelong friend and his mom. Your

Bluvelvet99: Bronze Age ClassicOriginally published March. 17,

Bluvelvet99: Bronze Age ClassicOriginally published March. 17,

The ShapeIt didn’t take long for your mom to realize that there

The ShapeIt didn’t take long for your mom to realize that there

triptrippy:  jean going to the prom with Best Friend and Date

triptrippy: jean going to the prom with Best Friend and Date

werebike:  werebike:  this looks like onoda & naruko are

werebike: werebike: this looks like onoda & naruko are

Fucked my friends sleeping mom

Fucked my friends sleeping mom

breakingugly: rhyse:  When I was at the lowest spot in my depression

breakingugly: rhyse: When I was at the lowest spot in my depression

archangcl:  it’s legitimately kinda scary how fast I can go

archangcl: it’s legitimately kinda scary how fast I can go

basedpotatochip:  lindsaylohansmugshot:  my friend played the

basedpotatochip: lindsaylohansmugshot: my friend played the

isaiapanduri:  HOW I SPENT MY HALLOWEEN  My friends asked me

isaiapanduri: HOW I SPENT MY HALLOWEEN My friends asked me

momsondelight:  isaiapanduri:  HOW I SPENT MY HALLOWEEN  My friends

momsondelight: isaiapanduri: HOW I SPENT MY HALLOWEEN My friends

donutcats:  me: [does something questionable or unhealthy] lol 

donutcats: me: [does something questionable or unhealthy] lol 

mettatonpng:  *sees friend is distressed* time for me to transform

mettatonpng: *sees friend is distressed* time for me to transform

donutcats:  me: [does something questionable or unhealthy] lol 

donutcats: me: [does something questionable or unhealthy] lol 

isaiapanduri:  HOW I SPENT MY HALLOWEEN  My friends asked me

isaiapanduri: HOW I SPENT MY HALLOWEEN My friends asked me

ballergball:  Except my mom keeps calling me a wimpy dick loser

ballergball: Except my mom keeps calling me a wimpy dick loser

hetakesthemfromme:  How many times can people say they woke up

hetakesthemfromme: How many times can people say they woke up

Mom Friend™

Mom Friend™

spatialheather:  jen-iii:  I talk to @l-sula-l and @spatialheather

spatialheather: jen-iii: I talk to @l-sula-l and @spatialheather