As soon as her Mom left for work she turned to her father and

As soon as her Mom left for work she turned to her father and

omgfamilyaffair:   oh shit bro! mom and dad are coming in the

omgfamilyaffair: oh shit bro! mom and dad are coming in the

*i hope mom doesn’t mind me having sex & cumming inside

*i hope mom doesn’t mind me having sex & cumming inside

“Uhhm….no mom, dad isn’t home yet”

“Uhhm….no mom, dad isn’t home yet”

“Dad could never wait until I finished taking a bath, even

“Dad could never wait until I finished taking a bath, even

That awkward moment when you’ve been skinny dipping with your

That awkward moment when you’ve been skinny dipping with your

She promised her mom that she would cook for herself and her

She promised her mom that she would cook for herself and her

“Mom… th… th… oh God… thank

“Mom… th… th… oh God… thank

Telling your mom about your girlfriend infidelities wasn’t

Telling your mom about your girlfriend infidelities wasn’t

Your Son: Oh my god mom, your tits feel so good, I’m going

Your Son: Oh my god mom, your tits feel so good, I’m going

blondaime:  “Huh? A baby?” “I’m going to be a mother!

blondaime: “Huh? A baby?” “I’m going to be a mother!

My parents take sex education seriously. First it was Mom explaining

My parents take sex education seriously. First it was Mom explaining

I love it when my Mom ties me up and leaves me on their bed as

I love it when my Mom ties me up and leaves me on their bed as

My daughter sent me this pic and text “This is the first

My daughter sent me this pic and text “This is the first

Mom insists I take a picture and send it to her every night while

Mom insists I take a picture and send it to her every night while

“Hey, Daddy, Jane figured out who knocked me up. But it’s

“Hey, Daddy, Jane figured out who knocked me up. But it’s

When I turned 18, my mom gave me my own set of see-through shirts.

When I turned 18, my mom gave me my own set of see-through shirts.

I just loved lazy weekend mornings when I could just get up from

I just loved lazy weekend mornings when I could just get up from

I couldn’t think of any reason why I needed to go on the

I couldn’t think of any reason why I needed to go on the

I had bragged to Daddy that I gave better blowjobs than Mom.

I had bragged to Daddy that I gave better blowjobs than Mom.

Every Saturday, Daddy “goes golfing.” Then when Mom

Every Saturday, Daddy “goes golfing.” Then when Mom

Happy father’s day to all the dads and single moms

Happy father’s day to all the dads and single moms

My daughter knocked, somewhat hesitantly. “Dad? Are you in

My daughter knocked, somewhat hesitantly. “Dad? Are you in

***You all inquire every day about my child’s father when it’s

***You all inquire every day about my child’s father when it’s

When Mom died unexpectedly, I went to the reading of the will.

When Mom died unexpectedly, I went to the reading of the will.

“It’s okay, Daddy,” my oldest daughter said.

“It’s okay, Daddy,” my oldest daughter said.

She paused in her undressing and smiled. “Hurry up, Dad.

She paused in her undressing and smiled. “Hurry up, Dad.

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lingerie-beauties: Lingerie http://lingerie-beauties.tumblr.com/

I slowly and gently put on the lingerie Mom had set out for me.

I slowly and gently put on the lingerie Mom had set out for me.

The whole time Mom was on her business trip, the only thing Dad

The whole time Mom was on her business trip, the only thing Dad

My mom got me this nice hat. It’s so nice that she’s so accepting

My mom got me this nice hat. It’s so nice that she’s so accepting

“Hey, Dad. Mom bought this for me for my birthday then just

“Hey, Dad. Mom bought this for me for my birthday then just

All the text said was, “Mom bought me some new lingerie.”I

All the text said was, “Mom bought me some new lingerie.”I

Ever since Mom found out about us and gave her permission, Dad

Ever since Mom found out about us and gave her permission, Dad

“So, Daddy,” Beth said as she reclined on my couch wearing

“So, Daddy,” Beth said as she reclined on my couch wearing

Happy Fathers day to all the dads that are actually fathers and

Happy Fathers day to all the dads that are actually fathers and