I guess I’m just not that smart. Despite Dad sending me

I guess I’m just not that smart. Despite Dad sending me

My parents were really upset when I had to repeat my final year

My parents were really upset when I had to repeat my final year

Your job is to pick and buy her an expensive dress, so he can

Your job is to pick and buy her an expensive dress, so he can

Why is lube so fucking expensive? I complained to my sister that

Why is lube so fucking expensive? I complained to my sister that

  Why is lube so fucking expensive? I complained to my sister

Why is lube so fucking expensive? I complained to my sister

otheosnake:  Okay, so, basically, it’s a vibrator, but, it

otheosnake: Okay, so, basically, it’s a vibrator, but, it

slut-degrader88:  Now the only real difference between you and

slut-degrader88: Now the only real difference between you and

This is my life! Cock and suited men! I’ve always wanted

This is my life! Cock and suited men! I’ve always wanted

thugkitchen:  I know you need caffeine sometimes but don’t

thugkitchen: I know you need caffeine sometimes but don’t

daddysmarriedfuckdoll:  her-fuck-daddy:  Today, we had a rule.

daddysmarriedfuckdoll: her-fuck-daddy: Today, we had a rule.

I just don’t get the point. I don’t have a job, I am expensive

I just don’t get the point. I don’t have a job, I am expensive

mistletoevests:  why are bras and period products so fucking

mistletoevests: why are bras and period products so fucking

stumbling into a reminder that the other kids I went to school

stumbling into a reminder that the other kids I went to school

furbylovinggoblinbird: demigirldemigoddess:  thebaconsandwichofregret:

furbylovinggoblinbird: demigirldemigoddess: thebaconsandwichofregret:

Mark wanted to surprise his pretty, young wife, Emily, with a

Mark wanted to surprise his pretty, young wife, Emily, with a

Teens today make Beavis and Butt-Head look intelligent by comparison.

Teens today make Beavis and Butt-Head look intelligent by comparison.

if i buy some oreos and you come in my fucking house and go in

if i buy some oreos and you come in my fucking house and go in

 today is so fucking funny

today is so fucking funny

frickmanda:  “you should just get your license!”

frickmanda: “you should just get your license!”

tiltonightdouspart:  thebaconsandwichofregret:  mutilatedmemories:

tiltonightdouspart: thebaconsandwichofregret: mutilatedmemories:

vanguard1219:  pkeradactyl:  wildhaunt:  everkings:  kid-communism:

vanguard1219: pkeradactyl: wildhaunt: everkings: kid-communism:

sophie531896273240810891:sophie531896273240810891:sophie531896273240810891:i

sophie531896273240810891:sophie531896273240810891:sophie531896273240810891:i

rosevests:  why are bras and period products so fucking expensive

rosevests: why are bras and period products so fucking expensive

mexicanheaux: We all know tampons and pads are super fucking

mexicanheaux: We all know tampons and pads are super fucking

tiltonightdouspart:  thebaconsandwichofregret: mutilatedmemories:

tiltonightdouspart: thebaconsandwichofregret: mutilatedmemories:

irisfuckdoll:  She didn’t put it on to cover herself, it’s

irisfuckdoll: She didn’t put it on to cover herself, it’s

why are ren and clear plushes so expensive i don’t understand.

why are ren and clear plushes so expensive i don’t understand.

therealkingzo:  myriadsubtletiess:  killkisho:  jcuethetroubadour:

therealkingzo: myriadsubtletiess: killkisho: jcuethetroubadour:

teamgif:  andrvw:  teamgif:  andrvw:  people who drink the left

teamgif: andrvw: teamgif: andrvw: people who drink the left

I want to get a second job for weekends but I also love not having

I want to get a second job for weekends but I also love not having

the-dark-basement:  You think you’re pissed now, just wait

the-dark-basement: You think you’re pissed now, just wait

 being a girl is really fucking expensive

being a girl is really fucking expensive

jacquemousse.tumblr.com/post/103429880871/

jacquemousse.tumblr.com/post/103429880871/

I need a fic where Abaddon makes femdom videos for her website

I need a fic where Abaddon makes femdom videos for her website

stevenuniversequotes:  “I took a risk at your expense. There

stevenuniversequotes: “I took a risk at your expense. There

frillyknickersxo:  Flights to America are gradually getting more

frillyknickersxo: Flights to America are gradually getting more