“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted
“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t
“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to.
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor–
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?”
“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s
“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have
“The door knocker isn’t the only thing I won’t
“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position…
“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”
“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would
“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.â€
“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal,
“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly
“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“My love for you is increasing faster than Mycroft’s
“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right
“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s
“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you
“Without you, my heart is colder and emptier than Mycroft’s
“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me
“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s about
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not
mycroft: when people call your otp a brotp