“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted

“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted

“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t

“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t

“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to.

“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to.

“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired

“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired

“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor–

“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor–

“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?”

“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?”

“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea

“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea

“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s

“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s

“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about

“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about

“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date

“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date

“The things we’d like to do to you… I have

“The things we’d like to do to you… I have

“The door knocker isn’t the only thing I won’t

“The door knocker isn’t the only thing I won’t

“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s

“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s

“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position…

“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position…

“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”

“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”

“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste

“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste

“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would

“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would

“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.”

“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.”

“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.”

“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.”

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or

“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill

“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill

“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal,

“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal,

“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because

“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because

“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly

“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly

“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I

“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I

“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.”

“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.”

“My love for you is increasing faster than Mycroft’s

“My love for you is increasing faster than Mycroft’s

“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right

“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right

“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s

“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s

“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you

“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you

“Without you, my heart is colder and emptier than Mycroft’s

“Without you, my heart is colder and emptier than Mycroft’s

“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me

“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me

“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s about

“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s about

“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell

“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell

“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not

“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not

mycroft:  when people call your otp a brotp

mycroft: when people call your otp a brotp