If you told me last year the best orgasms of my life would be
thcrsthry: Remember that time Harry Styles got shoved into his
thcrsthry: JOHN: HEY, AND THE NAME’S NOT JOHNATHAN. VRISKA:
AVENGED SEVENFOLD FUCKING KILLED IT LIVE TONIGHT. THE ENCORE
Wow… Wowowowowowowowowowowow. Fucking WOW. The last 3 goddamn
cassandraclare: Modern Jem and Tessa travel the world, too cute!
NO. SLEEP IS THE ENEMY! I RESENT SLEEPING! I SPEND A THIRD
everything is making me think of my ex best friend why the fuck
johancruyff: do you ever look back at your relationship with
8bitbowtie: I was so nervous talking to a man that I have admired
labeat: goochie-mane: When I finally find the love of my life
nb-dipper: montparnah: montparnah: story time my dad always
uxuriel: “You waited thirty-one years, and you only had
picture-pearlfect: gemproduction: Full fucking offense but
shkodrans-deactivated20180108: “Sarah assumes the life
sterlingsea: badwolfbutch: god this was the fucking best
iworshipblack: look at that fucking soft cock. IT’S SOFT.
belle-monstriss: tummlinson: “In the last 20 years of my
edenwolfie: my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity
momjoon: *lowkey loves you for the rest of my entire fucking
celebrity-eggplants: Fuck them and their lies. Had us believing
i have a bad feeling that i’m going to write my essay about
isaiapanduri: THE DAY MOM OFFERED HER BODY TO ME “I’m
jehovahhthickness: puert0ricanprincess: jehovahhthickness:
suicidexstoner: sativa-mermaid: 2 years ago I was a fucking
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON TUMBLR?
When people think that they still matter Ahahahaha. Get fucked.
cyanlips: “Tell me you love me, and tell me you want to spend
albino-alpaca: #like you don’t understand #if we never see
Tbh i wish I was crazy enough to get out of my car and walk up
My best friend of 17 years finally apologized for being a shitty
Tomorrow’s march 5th… Not looking forward to it
Thanks for getting me to 30k guys! Been a lot of ups and downs
eh i dont give a fuck, you can say you want out of my life that
rataplani: Guess what I got today!! Few things I noticed (but
snorlaxatives: deputeyparrish: snorlaxatives: i just watched